The First Night Together

A young couple on their honeymoon arrived at the hotel where they were spending their first night together. They opened the champagne and began undressing.

When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?"

"I had tolio as a child," he answered. "You mean polio?" she asked. "No, tolio. The disease that only affected my toes."

The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued undressing. When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled up her nose.

"Ewww what's wrong with your knees?" she asked. "They're all lumpy and deformed!"

"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.

"You mean measles?" she asked.

"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."

The new bride wasn't happy, but she had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

"Ewww what's wrong with... Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess... Smallcox?"

"Marriage is a condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting." ~ Author Unknown

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