I had no idea...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Saturday night and have dinner first time with her family.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for the first time.

The young man is very ecstatic. He takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

The pharmacist helps the young man patiently. He tells him everything there is to know about sex and condoms.

At the register, the pharmacist asks him how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 5-pack, 10-pack or family pack.

The young man insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy.

That night, the he shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

"Oh I'm so excited for your to meet my parents, come on in!" She takes him inside to the dinner table where her parents are seated.

The young man quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

Time passes, and MORE time. Finally the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

He hisses back, "I had no idea your father was a PHARMACIST!"

"First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience." ~ Author Unknown

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