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An architect, an artist and a programmer were discussing whether it was better to have a wife or a mistress.
Architect: "I enjoy time with my wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship."
Artist: "I enjoy time with my mistress, because of the passion and mystery we share."
Programmer: "I prefer to have both."
"Both?"
Programmer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done."
"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married." ~ Katherine Hepburn
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