Talking About Love Lives

Three women are talking about their love lives.

The first one says, "My husband is an architect. When we make love it has power, it has form, it has function. It's incredible!"

The second one says, "My husband is an artist. When we make love it has passion, it has emotion, it has vision. It's wonderful!"

The third woman sighs, "My husband works for Microsoft. When we make love, he just sits at the end of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when it gets here."

Take Off My Clothes

My wife came home early the other night and told me to take off her blouse.

Then she told me to take off her skirt.

Then she told me to take off her underwear.

Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.

Final Refusal

HE: "They say dear, that people who live together get to look alike."

SHE: "Then you must consider my refusal as final."

"Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish..." ~ Author Unknown

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