Checkup

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office for a checkup.

Afterwards, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "Unless you do the following things, your husband will surely die."

"Here's what you need to do:"

"Every morning make sure you serve him a good healthy breakfast. Meet him at home each day for lunch so you can serve him a well balanced meal. Make sure you feed him a good, hot meal each evening and don't overburden him with any stressful conversation, nor ask him to perform any household chores. Also, keep the house spotless and clean so he doesn't get exposed to any threatening germs."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor said.

She replied, "You're going to die".

PERSISTENCE PAYS

After arriving at the airport, gorgeous blonde girl took a cab to her hotel. During the ride, the driver insisted on showing her the sights later that night when he was off duty.

She politely declined although he was persistent.

At her hotel she registered, but was unnerved to find the cab driver had not only followed her into the lobby, but down the hall to her room.

Both frightened and flustered, she slammed down her suitcases and turned to him.

"I told you I'm not interested!"

"But lady," the driver said sheepishly, "you haven't paid me yet."

"There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken-for granted relationship." ~ Iris Murdoch

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