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Some Questions & Answers - Vol.3

QUESTION: What is the only time a man will think about a candlelight dinner?
ANSWER: When the power goes off.

QUESTION: Why is sex like winning at bridge?
ANSWER: You either need a good partner or a good hand.

QUESTION: Why is sex with someone new like a snow storm?
ANSWER: Because you never know when it will come, how deep it will be or how long it will last.

QUESTION: What do men and tile floors have in common?
ANSWER: If you lay them well, you can walk on them for years.

QUESTION: Why is it more important for women to be pretty rather than smart?
ANSWER: Because men can see better than the they can think.

QUESTION: What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?
ANSWER: They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them.

QUESTION: What is the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?
ANSWER: One snatches your watch and the other watches your snatch.

QUESTION: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a very thin woman?
ANSWER: The counterfeit bill is a phoney buck.

QUESTION:What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
ANSWER: A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?
ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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