| Kissing a Smoker
is like Licking an Ashtray. |
| "Suicide
Hotline...please
hold." |
| As
long as there
are tests, there will be prayers in school. |
| First
rule of intelligent
tinkering - save all the parts. |
| Money
Isn't Everything,
But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch. |
| Hung
Up and Drive. |
| People
are always
available for work in the past tense. |
| Eat
Well, Stay
Fit, Die Anyway. |
| Never
count your
chickens before they rip your lips off. |
| If
Men Could Have
Abortions, It Would Be a Sacrament. |
| A
friend in need
is a pain in the neck. |
| No
Matter Where
You Go, There You Are. |
| The
best way to
win an argument is to be right. |
| Forget
the Whales,
Save the Cowboy. |
| Woman
was God's second
mistake. |
| Eat
American Lamb.
Ten Million Coyotes Can't be Wrong. |
| I'm
From the Government.
I'm Here to Help You. |
| Black
Holes Suck. |
| Have
You Hugged
Your Stockbroker Today? |
| Use
Caution in
Passing - Driver Chewing Tobacco |
| Scixelsyd
Etinu.
[Read Backwards] |
| I'm
OK. You're
So-So. |
| OUT
TO LUNCH - If not back at five, OUT TO DINNER! |
| There
are no new
sins - the old ones just get more publicity. |
| When
going ice
skating, never judge a brook by its cover. |
| Sure
you can trust
the government! Just ask an Indian! |
| One
man's loss
is another man's umbrella. |
| "Telling
an Old
Person He's Useless Is Abortion on the Other End" |
| Going
out of my mind, back in 5 minutes. |
