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On Kids Way
"What nerve to use
that kind
of language in
front of the children!"
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| BABY-SITTER: A teenager who
must behave like
an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers.
- (John R. Fox) |
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Baby-sitter:
"Well, Mollie, what are little girls made of?"
Mollie:
"Sugar and spice and all that's nice."
Baby-sitter:
"And what are little boys made of?"
Mollie:
"Snips and snails and puppy dogs' tails. |
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Send
a link or joke to a friend
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NOT WHAT SHE MEANT
NEIGHBOUR: "I am sorry to hear that your parents have separated.
Is there
no chance
of their becoming reconciled?"
GIRL: "Oh, they
seem to be quite reconciled." |
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"What's the matter, little boy?" said
the kindhearted lady. "Are you
lost?"
"No," was the manful answer; "I ain't
lost; I'm here. But I'd like
to
know where my father and mother have wandered to."
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Small Boy (walking round links with his
father):
"Daddy, here's a
ball for you."
Father: "Where did
you get that from?"
Small Boy: "It's a
lost ball, Daddy."
Father: "Are you
sure it's a lost ball?"
Small Boy: "Yes,
Daddy; they're still looking for it." |
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