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Humor From Work
Vol.6
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LUMBERJACK
A large lumber camp advertised
that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a
skinny
little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head
lumberjacks' door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man
and told him to leave.
"Just give me a chance to show
you what I can do," said the skinny man.
"Okay, see that giant redwood
over there?" said the lumberjack. "Take your axe and go cut it
down."
The skinny man headed for the
tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the lumberjack's
door.
"I cut it down," said the man.
The lumberjack couldn't believe
his eyes and said, "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like
that?"
"In the 'Sahara Forest'," replied
the puny man.
"You mean the 'Sahara Desert',"
said the lumberjack.
The little man laughed and
answered back, "Oh sure, that's what they call it now!"
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THE DIFFERENCE
The social
worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and
mine?"
The bartender replied: "I only
had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very
good
drinks, than wait a couple of hours to have people tell me their
innermost
thoughts while you went to school for 6 years, paid thousands and
thousands
of dollars, sit session after session using technique after technique,
and you still may never hear them!!!
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NOTE
TO WEIGHT WATCHERS
A new
bakery opened in the building where Weight Watchers meetings were held.
One day people noticed a sign in the bakery window:
"NOTE
TO WEIGHT WATCHERS -
All cake sales confidential!"
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CURIOSITY
The Christmas church services were
proceeding very successfully when
a woman in the gallery got so interested that she leaned out too far
and
fell over the railing. Her dress caught in a chandelier, and she was
suspended
in mid-air. The minister noticed her undignified position and thundered
at the congregation:
"Any person in this congregation who turns around will be struck
stone-blind."
A man, whose curiosity was getting the better of him, but who
dreaded
the clergyman's warning, finally turned to his companion and said:
"I'm going to risk one eye." |
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CANDIDATES
"When I first decided to allow the people
of my area to use my name
as a candidate for Congress, I went out to a neighboring parish to
speak,"
said new political candidate recently to some friends at the fancy
Hotel in Washington.
"An old local farmer came up to greet me after the meeting. He said,
'I's powerful glad to see you, young man. I's known ob you sense you
was
a babby. Knew yoh pappy long befo' you-all wuz bohn, too. He used to
hold
de same office you got now. I 'members how he held dat same office fo'
years an' years.'
"'What office do you mean, sir?' I asked, as I never knew pop held
any office.
"'Why, de office ob candidate, sir; yoh pappy was candidate
fo'
many years.'" |
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