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WHO
SAYS A BLONDE IS STUPID?
Sorry dear,
but I still
couldn't understand what you're talking about.
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| She put
lipstick on her
forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. |
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| When she
took me to the
airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", she turned around and
went home. |
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| When the
computer said "Press
any key to continue", she couldn't find the "Any" key. |
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| She sent
me a fax with a
stamp on it. |
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| She tried
to drown her goldfish. |
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| She sat on
the TV and watched
the couch. |
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| She took a
ruler to bed
to see how long she slept. |
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| She
studied for a blood
test and failed. |
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| She told
me to meet her
at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk". |
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| She sold
the car for gas
money. |
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| She
thought Hamburger Helper
came with another person. |
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| When she
heard 90% of all
crimes occur around the home, she moved. |
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| At the
bottom of application
forms where it says "Sign Here", she puts "Sagittarius". |
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| When she
missed the 44 bus,
she took the 22 twice instead. |
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| She got
locked in Furniture
World and slept on the floor. |
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| She looks
up to see dead
bird. |
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| If you
gave her a penny
for her thoughts, you'd get change. |
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| When she
got to the empty
4-way stop, she waited for the other 3 cars to get there. |
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| She
ordered a cheeseburger
from McDonald's and said, "Hold the cheese". |
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| She thinks
Taco Bell is
where you pay your phone bill. |
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| If she
spoke her mind, she'd
be speechless. |
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BACK
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AGE
An elderly blonde, who was working in
domestic services, was working with same famous family for
more
years than they can remember. In view, therefore of her advanced age,
it was with surprise that her employer received one day an application
for a few days off, in order that the old lady might, as she put it,
"go
up to de ole State of Virginny" to see her aunt.
"Your aunt must be pretty old," was the
employer's comment.
"Yassir," said blonde. "She's pretty ole
now. I reckon she's 'bout a
hundred an' ten years ole."
"One hundred and ten! But what on earth
is she doing up in
Virginia?"
"I don't jest know," explained blonde, "but
I understand she's up
dere
livin' wif her grandmother." |
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ABSENT MINDED
The most absent-minded blonde was one who
worked as waitress at several rural restaurants. She was riding from
one to another on horseback.
One morning she went to the stable while still calculating her earnings
from previous day and attempted to saddle the horse. After a long
period of toil,
she aroused to the fact that she had put the saddle on herself, and had
spent a full half hour in vain efforts to climb on her own back. |
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AMBITIOUS BLONDE
An ambitious young blonde called upon an
old famous publisher and stated that she
had
decided to write a book.
"May I venture to inquire as to the nature of the book you propose
to
write?" asked the old publisher, very politely.
"Oh," came in an offhand way from the aspirant to literary fame, "I
think of doing something on the line of 'Les Miserables,' only
livelier,
you know."
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