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Stupid
Men Jokes Vol.1
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QUESTION: Why are men like trains?
ANSWER: They always stop before you get off.
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TALKING SENSE
"Darling," he asked, as he drew his
fiancée
closer to him, "am I the
first man you have ever kissed?"
"Dear," replied the
American girl, somewhat testily, "before
we
go
any further I would like to ask you a few questions. You are, no doubt,
fully aware that my father is a millionaire something like ten times
over, aren't you?"
"Y-yes."
"You understand, no doubt,
that when he dies all of his
vast fortune
will be left to me?"
"Y-yes."
"You know that I have a
four million dollars in cash in
my
name
at the bank?"
"Y-yes."
"And own two and a half
million dollars' worth of
property?"
"Y-yes."
"That my diamonds are
insured to the value of a two
million
dollars?"
"Y-yes."
"My horses and motor-cars
are worth over million
dollars?"
"Y-yes."
"Then, for goodness' sake,
talk sense! What difference
would it make
to
you if I had been kissed by a thousand men before I met you?"
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SO
DIFFERENT
She: "I shall never find anyone else like you. You see, you're
so
different
from other men."
He: "Oh, but you'll
find lots of other men different from
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QUESTION: Why is it so hard for women to find
men that are sensitive,
caring and good-looking?
ANSWER: Because all those men already have
boyfriends. |
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Questioning
a class, an inspector asked:
"If you were to say to me, 'You was here yesterday,' would that be
right?"
"No, sir," was the reply.
"And why not?"
"Please, sir, because you wasn't." |
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Mother: "That gentleman who is being
introduced to our doughter is a free
thinker."
Father: "Which is
he, a bachelor or a widower?" |
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The
cross-eyed man at the ball bowed with courtly grace, and said:
"May I have the pleasure of this dance?"
Two portraits answered as with one voice:
"With pleasure." |
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