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Medical Humor & Jokes Vol.1
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My wife came home from the
doctor's the other
day and said that he told her she couldn't make love. Now I'm wondering
how he found out.
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Why
does your Obstetrician and your Gynaecologist leave the room when you
get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
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AFTER OPERATION
A surgeon came to see his patient on
the morning
after her operation. The young woman asked him, somewhat hesitantly,
how
long it would be before she could resume her sex life. "I really haven't thought about it,"
gulped the stunned surgeon. "You're
the first patient who's asked me that question after a tonsillectomy!"
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PHYSICAL EXAM
An elderly gentlemen went to the doctor for a physical.
After examining
the man, the doctor said "I think you
are all right, but just the same
before you leave I would like a urine sample, a stool sample, and a
semen
sample." The man, who was a little hard of hearing, turned to
his wife and said "What did the
doctor say?"
His wife quickly replied "He wants
your shorts!!!!!" |
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EMERGENCY CALL
The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the
middle of the
night. "Please, you have to come
right over," pleaded the distraught
mother. "My child has swallowed a
contraceptive."
The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door,
the phone rang again. "You don't have
to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one." |
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First Burglar: "Say,
Bill, de doctor what fixed de leg I
broke doin'
dat second-story job didn't do a t'ing but soak me five hundred
plunks!"
Second Burglar:
"Oh, say, wasn't that robbery?"
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CONVERSATION
A Northern man in an optician's shop in
Nashville overheard an
amusing
conversation between the proprietor of the establishment and an old man
who was just leaving the place with a pair of new glasses. As
the old fellow neared the door his eye
lighted upon an
extraordinary-looking instrument conspicuously placed upon a counter.
The venerable man paused for several moments to gaze in open-mouthed
wonder at this thing, the like of which he had never seen before. After
a long struggle with his curiosity he was vanquished. Turning to the
optician, he asked:
"What is it, boss?"
"That is an ophthalmometer,"
replied the optician in his gravest manner.
"Sho," muttered the
old man
to himself, as he backed out of the door, his eyes still fastened upon
the curious-looking thing on the counter.
"Sho, dat's what I was
afeared
it was!" |
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PERHAPS!
"You are a little goose!" remarked a young
doctor playfully to the
girl he
was engaged to marry.
"Of course I am," was the laughing response; "haven't I got a quack?" |
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