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Marriage &
Wedding Humor Vol.8
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GUESS WHAT
The newly married man came home from
work to find
his new bride stretched languorously on the sofa, dressed in a
negligee.
"Guess what I got planned for dinner?" she asked
seductively.
"And don't you dare tell me you hadit for lunch today." |
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Small Girl:
"To-day's my mummy's wedding-day."
Smaller Girl (with air of
superiority): "My
mummy was married years ago." |
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REMEMBERING
Husband and wife were watching a
romantic scene on
TV decipting a man and woman reminiscing about the day of the week that
they first met, had their first kiss and his proposal, when husband
quickly
interjected, "What day is today?"
Thinking he was remembering their special days, she said, "Why do
you ask?"
"I was just wondering," he replied, "if tonight
is garbage
night." |
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| Best Man (seeing
couple off on honeymoon): "Here you
are—just a few
magazines to help pass away the time." |
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CHANGING PLACES
"They say that she was his stenographer
before marriage."
"She has evidently reversed the order of things."
"How so?"
"She does the dictating now." |
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Doughter: "He
proposed to me last night, mother. What shall I do?"
Mother: "Find how
much property he has, my dear!" |
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WAITING
He was a Scot, with the usual characteristics of his race. Wishing
to
know his fate, he telegraphed a proposal of marriage to the girl of his
choice. After waiting all day at the telegraph office he received the
affirmative answer late at night.
"Well, if I were you," said the operator, "I'd think twice before I
married the girl who kept me waiting for an answer so long."
"Na, Na?" said the Scot. "The girl for me is the girl who waits for
the
night rates." |
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REDEEMING TRAIT
"I know I'm old, but I'm crazy about you,"
stated Mr. Moneybags.
"When I
go I'll leave all my fortune to you if you'll have me."
"Have you any bad habits?" asked Miss Goldielocks, thoughtfully.
"Only that I walk in my sleep, if you could call that a bad habit."
"You dear old thing. Of course I'll marry you. And we'll have our
honeymoon in front of deep blue water and on the top floor of some tall
hotel, won't we?" |
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