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Marriage & Wedding Humor Vol.6
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| Mrs. Newlywed: "Oh,
dear, you left the kitchen door open and
the
draught has shut my cookery book, so that now I haven't the faintest
idea what it is I'm cooking." |
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AFTER PARTY
After the party, as the couple was
driving home,
the woman asks her husband, "Honey has anyone ever told you how
handsome,
sexy and irresistible to women you are?"
The flattered husband said, "No dear they haven't."
The wife yells, "Then what the hell gave you THAT idea at the party
tonight???" |
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"That you, dearie? I'm detained at the office on very
important
business
and I may not be home until late. Please, don't wait for me."
"I won't, dearie. You'll come home as early as you can, won't you?
And
John, dear——"
"Yes; what is it?"
"Please don't draw to any inside straights." |
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IMPOSSIBLE
Staggering in from their tenth
anniversary dinner,
the besotted husband collapsed in a chair and let out a stentorian
belch.
"That's it George ! I've had it this time." his wife screamed. "I'm
cutting you off forever."
"That's impossible," he replied, "you don't even
know where
I'm getting it." |
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Rich Uncle: "But why
do you want to get married,
Jones?"
Jones: "Well, dear
uncle, I don't want our
name to die out." |
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A classic
wife is a woman who is expected to purchase without means, and sew
on buttons before they come off.
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Send
a link or joke to a friend
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TOO ENTHUSIASTIC
Wife: "Darling, do you think I am an
angel?"
Hubby: "Why, certainly, my dear. I'm very
enthusiastic. I
think all
women are angels!"
Wife: "You needn't be too enthusiastic!" |
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BAD BOTH WAYS
Tim: "What's that piece of cord tied around
your finger for?"
Ken: "My wife put it there to remind me to post her
letter."
"And did you post it?"
"No; she forgot to give it to me!" |
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GUILTY
Sister: "Hubby received an anonymous
letter this morning
informing him
of something I did before we were married."
Brother: "Well, the best thing you can do is to
confess."
Sister: "I know it, but he won't let me read the
letter and I
don't
know what to confess." |
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