LAWYER
JOKES VOL.6
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Question: What's
the difference between God and a lawyer?
Answer: God
doesn't think he's an attorney. |
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Question: What
kind of clothes do lawyers wear in court?
Answer: Lawsuits. |
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Question:
How do
you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Answer:
Cut the rope. |
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Top 10 Law Quotes
that sound dirty
but aren't...
1. Have you looked through her briefs?
2. He is one hard judge!
3. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
4. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
5. Is it a penal offense?
6. Better leave the handcuffs on.
7. For $300 an hour, she better be good!
8. Can you get him to drop his suit?
9. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
10. Think you can get me off? |
CANDY
"What is that
little boy crying
about?" asked the benevolent old lady of the ragged boy.
"Dat other kid
swiped his
candy," was the response.
"But how is it
that you
have the candy now?"
"Sure I got de
candy now.
I'm de little kid's lawyer." |
WRONG
BUNCH
"You have a
pretty tough looking
lot of customers to dispose of this morning, haven't you?" remarked the
friend of a magistrate, who had dropped in at the police court.
"Huh!"
rejoined the dispenser
of justice, "you are looking at the wrong bunch. Those are the lawyers." |
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