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- I think
we are lost, we better pull over and ask
directions.
- Honey, do
you need any help?
- While I'm
up, can I get you a drink?
- Sometimes
I just want to be held.
- We
haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go
shopping and I
can hold your purse.
- Who cares
about Monday Night Football, let's
watch Opera.
- Sure I'd
love to wear a condom.
- I think
hairy butts are really sexy.
- Her legs
are just too long.
- I think
he is one cool guy.
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Three
things
in men life are hard to do:
- Climb a foward - leaning fence
- Kiss a
backward-leaning
woman, and
- Say something clever when accepting a
trophy.
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Question:
What do you call a man who has lost 98%
of his brain?
Answer: ... A widower.
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Send
a link or joke to a friend
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AMBITIOUS AUTHOR: "Hurray! Fifty
dollars for my latest story, 'The
Call
of the Lure!'"
FRIEND: "Who from?"
AMBITIOUS AUTHOR: "The
express company. They lost it." |
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Neighbor (bearer of message, to billiard
enthusiast):
"You're wanted
at 'ome, Charlie. Yer wife's just presented yer with another rebate off
yer income tax." |
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"I say, dear old bean, will you lend me
your motor-bike?"
"Of course. Why ask?"
"Well, I couldn't find the beastly
thing."
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