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KIDS HUMOR 4

There are three ways to get something done; Do it yourself, 
employ someone or forbid your children to do it. (Monta Crane)

DOORBELL

A priest was walking down the street when he saw a little boy jumping up and down to try to reach a doorbell. 
So the priest walked over and pressed the button for the youngster.
"And now what, my little man?"
he asked. 

"Now." said the boy, "run like hell!"
FISHING LICENSE

A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden!! Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell, and hot on his heels came the Game  Warden... 
After about a half mile the fella stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thigh's to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally caught up to him... 
"Lets see your fishing license, Boy !!" the Warden gasped... 
With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license. 
"Well, son ", said the Game Warden, "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks!! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!!" 
" Yes Sir", replied the young feller, "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one"... 

HOME EARLY

Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" 
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." 
Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question? 
Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"


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FROM REAL LIFE

In the Tower of London Museum, where the exhibits, are in chronological order, visitors heard the following announcement over the public-address system.

 "Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, but we have a little American boy - lost in the 18 th century."

Golfers Humor

HATING

Two little boys were playing together when a cute, curly-haired girl walked by. 

"You know something? When I stop hating girls, I think I'll stop hating that one first!"


CHRISTMAS GIFT

Little six-year-old Harry was asked by his school teacher:
"And, Harry, what are you going to give your darling little brother for Christmas this year?"

"I don't know," said Harry; "I gave him the measles last year."