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SECRET of happiness is to count your blessings - NOT your problems! |
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| It is easy
enough to restrain our anger when the other fellow is the
bigger.
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| When a
husband loses his temper he usually finds his wife's.
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Question: What is the penalty for
bigamy?
Answer:
2 mothers-in-law. |
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| The
dentist is one who pulls out the teeth of others to obtain
employment
for his own.
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| They are
as sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve
with
nothing.—Shakespeare.
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| A twelve
course dinner might be described as a gastronomic
marathon. —John
E. Rosser. |
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| Economy is
a way of spending money without getting any fun out of
it.
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| An
economist is usually a man who can save money by cutting down some
other person's expenses. |
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It is
better to decide a difference between enemies than friends,
for
one of our friends will certainly become an enemy and one of our
enemies
a friend.
—Bias.
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| A circle
is a line which meets its other end without ending. |
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| The wife
of a Prime Minister is called a Primate. |
