HOW
TRUE
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| It's
impossible to laugh
and worry at the same time. |
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| The
closest to perfection
a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application. |
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| No one
appreciates the value
of constructive criticism more thoroughly than one who's giving it. |
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| There
are worse things
than getting a coll for a wrong number at 4 a.m. It could be a right
number. |
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| Anyone who
thinks old age
is golden must not have had a very exciting youth. |
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| Expecting
the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little
like expecting the bull not to attack you because you're a vegetarian. |
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| The
more crap you put
up with, the more crap you are going to get. |
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| It's great
to be in my current
company's employ. They offer excellent benefits, competitive pay, and a
work-free smokeplace. |
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| Take
heart, the only
person who always got his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe. |
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| Before
marriage, a man yearns
for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. |
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| To make
long story short,
there's nothing like having the boss walk in. |
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| If you
wear reflective sunglasses,
you have no right to get angry when people look you square in the eye
and
then start fixing their hair. |
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| One
reason why teenagers
prefer sleeping on the top bunk: They can look down at the floor and
get
an aerial view of their wardrobe. |
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| ATTIC: A
place for storing
things until it's respectable to throw them out. |
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| In
Canada we have just
two seasons: winter and construction. |
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| In Calgary
it's often said,
"If you don't like weather, wait a minute." |
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| Don't
you just hate the
blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to
know what you got? |
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| The table
is the only place
where one is not bored for the first hour. |
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| Every
rose has its thorn
There's
fuzz on all the
peaches.
There
never was an official
dinner yet
Without
some lengthy speeches.
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