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DID
YOU KNOW?
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A
clean basement means a cluttered garage.
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| It's an
age of paradox when
we have mobile homes that don't move, sports clothes for work, junk
food
that cost more than the real food, and sweatshirts to loaf in. |
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| Some
people are so determined
to find blissful happiness that they overlook a lifetime of
contentment. |
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| Nothing
makes you feel older
than the discovery that your children are studying in history class
what
you studied in current events. |
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| Polititics
is a lot like
religion. Except in politics, it's your opponent who confesses your
sins. |
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| The
person who spends
all of his/her time at work is not hardworking; he or she is boring. |
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| A wine
boutique is set up
for visitors to buy the wines they've been spitting out for drinking
later. |
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| A true
music lover is
a man who puts his ear to the key hole to listen to a beautiful woman
singing
in the tub. |
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| Our real
world dictionary
defines a pessimist as an optimist with experience. |
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| Long
hours don't mean
anything; results count, not effort. |
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| People
usually said that
children don't know the value of money. This is not true. Children
don't
know the value of YOUR money, but for THEIR money they know the value
of. |
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| The
size of your office
is not as important as the size of your paycheque! |
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| The wasp
cannot speak, but
when it says "Drop it," in its own inimitable way, neither boy nor man
shows any remarkable desire to hold on. |
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| A tip
is a small sum
of money you give to somebody because you're afraid he won't like not
being
paid for something you haven't asked him to do. |
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| Everybody
has his own theater,
in which he is manager, actor, prompter, playwright, sceneshifter,
boxkeeper,
doorkeeper, all in one, and audience into the bargain. |
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Language
is the expression of ideas, and if the people of one
country
cannot preserve an identity of ideas, they cannot retain an identity of
language.
—Noah
Webster.
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| Many
receive advice, only the wise profit by it. —Publius Syrus. |
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| A wise man
never puts away childish things. —Sidney Dark. |
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Youth is a
blunder; Manhood a struggle; Old Age a regret.
—Disraeli
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We do not
count a man's years, until he has nothing else to
count.
—Emerson.
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To be
seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful
than to be forty years old.
—O.W.
Holmes.
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| When you
are aspiring to the highest place, it is honorable to reach
the second or even the third rank. —Cicero. |
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People
will not look forward to posterity, who never look backward
to
their ancestors.
—Burke.
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| Applause
is the spur of noble minds, the end and aim of weak
ones. —Colton. |
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| That
writer does the most, who gives his reader the most knowledge,
and takes from him the least time.—C.C. Colton. |
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The
impression that men will never fly like birds seems to be
aeroneous.
—La
Touche Hancock.
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Blessed be
agriculture! if one does not have too much of it.
—Charles
Dudley Warner.
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As a
general thing, the writer of epitaphs is a monumental
liar.
—John
E. Rosser.
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| Beauty is
worse than wine; it intoxicates both the holder and the
beholder.—Zimmermann. |
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| Charity is
a virtue of the heart, and not of the hands.—Addison. |
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| Better to
be driven out from among men than to be disliked of
children.—R.H.
Dana. |
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