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 A  clean basement means a cluttered garage.
It's an age of paradox when we have mobile homes that don't move, sports clothes for work, junk food that cost more than the real food, and sweatshirts to loaf in. 

Some people are so determined to find blissful happiness that they overlook a lifetime of  contentment. 

Nothing makes you feel older than the discovery that your children are studying in history class what you studied in current events. 

Polititics is a lot like religion. Except in politics, it's your opponent who confesses your sins. 

The person who spends all of his/her time at work is not hardworking; he or she is boring.

A wine boutique is set up for visitors to buy the wines they've been spitting out for drinking later. 

A true music lover is a man who puts his ear to the key hole to listen to a beautiful woman singing in the tub. 

Our real world dictionary defines a pessimist as an optimist with experience. 

Long hours don't mean anything; results count, not effort. 

People usually said that children don't know the value of money. This is not true. Children don't know the value of YOUR money, but for THEIR money they know the value of.

The size of your office is not as important as the size of your paycheque!

The wasp cannot speak, but when it says "Drop it," in its own inimitable way, neither boy nor man shows any remarkable desire to hold on.

A tip is a small sum of money you give to somebody because you're afraid he won't like not being paid for something you haven't asked him to do.

Everybody has his own theater, in which he is manager, actor, prompter, playwright, sceneshifter, boxkeeper, doorkeeper, all in one, and audience into the bargain.


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Language is the expression of ideas, and if the people of one country cannot preserve an identity of ideas, they cannot retain an identity of language.
—Noah Webster.

Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it. —Publius Syrus.

A wise man never puts away childish things. —Sidney Dark.

Youth is a blunder; Manhood a struggle; Old Age a regret.

We do not count a man's years, until he has nothing else to count.

To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
—O.W. Holmes.

When you are aspiring to the highest place, it is honorable to reach the second or even the third rank. —Cicero.

People will not look forward to posterity, who never look backward to their ancestors.

Applause is the spur of noble minds, the end and aim of weak ones. —Colton.

That writer does the most, who gives his reader the most knowledge, and takes from him the least time.—C.C. Colton.

The impression that men will never fly like birds seems to be aeroneous.
—La Touche Hancock.

Blessed be agriculture! if one does not have too much of it.
—Charles Dudley Warner.

As a general thing, the writer of epitaphs is a monumental liar.
—John E. Rosser.

Beauty is worse than wine; it intoxicates both the holder and the beholder.—Zimmermann.

Charity is a virtue of the heart, and not of the hands.—Addison.

Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of children.—R.H. Dana.