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Blonde
Questions & Answers 2
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Q: Why do
blondes wear green
lipstick?
A: Because red
means stop. |
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Q: Why do
blondes wear underwear?
A: They make
good ankle
warmers. |
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Q: What's
the first thing
a blonde does in the morning?
A: Walks
home. |
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Q: What's
the first thing
a blonde does in front of the mirror?
A: Introduces
themselves. |
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Q: What do
blondes say after
sex?
A: "Thanks,
Guys!" |
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Q: Why is
a blonde like
a door knob?
A: Because
everybody gets
a turn. |
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Q: What is
it called when
a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data
transfer. |
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Q: Why do
blondes have more
fun?
A: They are
easier to keep
amused. |
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Q: How
many blondes does
it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to
hold the
Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!" |
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Q: What is
the difference
between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not
everyone has
been in a 747. |
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Q: Santa
Claus, the Tooth
Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street
when
they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: The dumb
blonde! because,
there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart
blonde. |
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Q: Santa
Claus, the Tooth
Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street
when
they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: None of
them. There
is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or a smart blonde and
the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper. |
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Q:
How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A:
A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces. |
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Q:
Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
A:
She thought it was pregnant because missed a period. |
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Q: What
did the blonde say
when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you
sure it's mine?" |
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Q: What do
you call a blonde
skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's
hide and
seek champ. |
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Q : What
do you call a blonde
in an institution of higher learning
A: A
visitor. |
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A
well-meaning florist was the cause of much
embarrassment
to a young man who was in love with a rich and beautiful blonde girl.
It appears that one afternoon she informed the young man that the
next
day would be her birthday, whereupon the suitor remarked that he would
the next morning send her some roses, one rose for each year.
That night he wrote a note to his florist, ordering the delivery of
twenty roses for the young woman. The florist himself filled the order,
and, thinking to improve on it, said to his clerk:
"Here's an order from young John for twenty roses. He's one of my
best
customers, so I'll throw in ten more for good measure." |
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A small boy who had recently passed his fifth birthday was
riding in
a suburban bus with his blonde mother, when they were asked the
customary
question,
"How old is the boy?" After being told the correct age, which did not
require
a fare, the conductor passed on to the next person.
The boy sat quite still as if pondering over some question, and
then,
concluding that full information had not been given, called loudly to
the
conductor, then at the other end of the car: "And my mother's
thirty-one!" |
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The
conversation turned to the subject of age. "I attribute my many
years," said 88 years old blonde, "to the fact that I have been most
abstemious.
I have eaten sparingly, and have not used tobacco, and have taken
little
exercise."
"It is just the reverse in my case," explained old brunette" I have
eaten just as much as I wished, if I could get it; I have always used
tobacco and wine,
immoderately at times; and I have always taken a great deal of
exercise."
With that, 88 years old blonde shook her head at 87 years old brunette
and said,
"Well, you will never live to be an old woman!" |
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