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ME THIS 3
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| If
buttered toast always
lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would
happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and
dropped
it? |
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| Do fish
get thirsty? |
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| If CON is
the opposite of
PRO, is congress the opposite of progress? |
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| How
much deeper would
the ocean be without sponges? |
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| If 7-11 is
open 24 hours
a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? |
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| What
color is a chameleon
on a mirror? |
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| Do you
need a silencer if
you are going to shoot a mine? |
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| Is it
ok to use my AM
radio after NOON? |
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| Why are
there interstates
in Hawaii? |
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| If you
try to fail, and
succeed, which have you done? |
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| How does
the guy who drives
the snowplow get to work? |
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| If you
didn't get caught,
did you really do it? |
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| Why are
there flotation
devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? |
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| If love
is blind, why
is Lingerie so popular? |
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| If fire
fighters fight fire
and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight? |
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| How
many weeks are there
in a light year? |
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| You know
how most packages
say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open
somewhere else"? |
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| If a
fly has no wings
would you call him a walk? |
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| You know
that little indestructible
black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane
out of the same substance? |
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| How
long will a floating
point operation float? |
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| If
electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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