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Humor From Work
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ATTENTION
A businessman who needed millions
of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the
money.
By chance he knelt next to
a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. The businessman
took
out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man's hand. Overjoyed,
the
man got up and left the church.
The businessman then closed his eyes and
prayed, "And now, Lord, that I have your undivided attention .... "
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JOB SECURITY
After being
laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a
warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the
loading
dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he'd have
to withhold ten percent of Arnold's wages to pay for the repairs. "How
much will it cost?" asked Arnold. "About $4,500," said the owner.
"What a relief!" exclaimed
Arnold. 'I've finally got job security!"
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CAREFULNESS
A journeyman plumber, was sent by his
employer to the beautiful old
house to repair a gas-leak in the livingroom. When the maid
admitted him she said to the plumber:
"You are requested to be careful of the floors. They have just been
renovited and polished."
"They's no danger iv me slippin' on thim," replied plumber. "I hov
spikes
in me shoes." |
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CARPENTERS
While building a house, Senator from
Connecticut had occasion to
employ a carpenter. One of the applicants was a plain Connecticut
Yankee,
without any frills.
"You thoroughly understand carpentry?" asked the senator.
"Yes, sir."
"You can make doors, windows, and blinds?"
"Oh, yes sir!"
"How would you make a Venetian blind?"
The man scratched his head and thought deeply for a few seconds. "I
should think, sir," he said finally, "about the best way would be to
punch
him in the eye." |
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