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Humor About Men
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Most men prefer looks to
brains,
because most men see better than they think.
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Three best
friends are talking about problems at
work.
The first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the
electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our
bed and they weren't mine."
The second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the
plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't
mine."
The third friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a
horse!"
Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under
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JIM: "I see you keep copies of all
the letters you write to
your wife. Do you do it to avoid repeating yourself?"
JOHN: "No. To avoid
contradicting myself." |
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overheard talking to
a friend: " My wife tells me I don't display enough passion. Imagine! I have a
good mind to
send her a memo!" |
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HABIT
"You say you are your wife's third
husband?" said one man to another
during a talk.
"No, I am her fourth husband," was the reply.
"Heavens, man!" said the first man; "you are not a husband—you're a
habit." |
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A
traveling man who was a cigarette smoker reached town on an early
train. He wanted a smoke, but none of the stores were open. Near the
station
he saw a newsboy smoking, and approached him with:
"Say, son, got another cigarette?"
"No, sir," said the boy, "but I've got the makings."
"All right," the traveling man said. "But I can't roll 'em very
well.
Will you fix one for me?"
The boy did.
"Don't believe I've got a match," said the man, after a search
through
his pockets.
The boy handed him a match. "Say, sir," he said "you ain't got
anything
but the habit, have you?" |
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HUNTING
An amateur sportsman spent the day with dog
and gun, but brought
home no
game. A friend twitted him with his failure:
"Didn't you shoot anything at all?"
The honest fellow nodded miserably.
"I shot my dog."
"Why?" his questioner demanded. "Was he mad?"
The sportsman shook his head doubtfully.
"Not exactly mad," he asserted; "and not so darned tickled neither!" |
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Deadlier
Than the
Male: Dangerously Witty Quotations by Women About Men - by Michelle
Lovric
This is a delicious and decorative
new look at the
battle of the
sexes--from the winner's point of view. Reccomend to anyone who like to
laugh.
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