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GOLFERS
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hear about Tommy
trying to drown himself in the water hazard on the sixth hole?" a
weekend
golfer asked his partner. "No kidding!" said the other. "What
happened?"
"Nothing really. He couldn't keep his head down either. |
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THIRD
TEE
A priest, a
doctor, and an engineer
were waiting one morning at the third tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog
leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group
of golfers were flailing away ahead of them.
Engineer:
What's
with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!
Doctor: I
don't know
but I've never seen such ineptitude!
Priest:
Hey, here
comes the green keeper. Let's have a word with him.
Priest:
Hi George.
Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're
rather
slow aren't they?
George: Oh
yes. That's
a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight while saving our
club house last year. So we let them play here anytime free of
charge!
Doctor:
Wow! Thanks
for the scoop George.
Priest: That's
so
sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.
Doctor:
Good idea.
And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's
anything
he can do for them.
After a
short pause ...
Engineer: Why
can't
these guys play at night? |
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DOUBLE
BOGEY
An avid golfer
playing with
his best friend sliced his drive into an adjacent pasture. When he
surveyed
his lie, he noted a large barn between his ball and the green.
"You know,
if we open
the front and back doors, I can hit the ball through the barn and onto
the green," the golfer said.
While his
buddy ridiculed
the attempt, the golfer struck the ball with all his might. It hit the
barn and ricocheted, hitting his friend and killing him.
Two weeks
later the golfer,
playing with another friend, found himself with the same lie on the
same
hole. His friend suggested they open the barn doors and that he attempt
to hit the ball through the barn to the green.
"No way,"
the golfer
replied somberly.
"I tried
that two weeks
ago and it resulted in a horrible tragedy."
"I'm sorry,"
the
friend said. "What happened?"
"Well,"
the golfer
replied, his eyes misting over,
"I got a
double bogey." |
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