ANSWER
ME THIS
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"Because your
mother is cold.That's why."
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| Do
vampires get AIDS? |
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| Why is it
that at class
reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? |
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| How
come wrong numbers
are never busy? |
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| Why isn't
phonetic spelled
the way it sounds? |
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| Do
vegetarians eat animal
crackers? |
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| Have you
ever imagined a
world with no hypothetical situations? |
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| What
Mrs. Dumpty gave
Humpty? |
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| How come
it takes so little
time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who
wants
to stay out all night? |
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| Does
killing time damage
eternity? |
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| Why is it
that when you
transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you
transport
something by ship it's called cargo? |
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| Can you
repeat the part
after "Listen very carefully"? |
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| Why are
cigarettes sold
at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? |
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| Do
steam rollers really
roll steam? |
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| Why do you
need a driver's
licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? |
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| What
will fall on the
lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue? |
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