Archive for the 'Humor & Jokes' Category

When Pa is Sick

Friday, November 14th, 2008

When Pa is sick, he’s scared to death An’ Ma an’ us just holds our breath. He crawls in bed an’ puffs and grunts, An’ does all kinds of crazy stunts. He wants Doc Brown, an’ “mighty quick,” For when Pa’s ill, he’s awful sick. He gasps an’ groans, an’ sort of sighs; He talks […]

When Ma is Sick

Friday, November 14th, 2008

When Ma is sick she plugs away; She’s quiet, though, not much to say. She goes right on a-doing things, An’; sometimes laughs and even sings. She says she don’t feel extra well; But then, it’s a kinda spell. She’ll be all right tomorrow, sure. A good old sleep will be the cure. An’ Pa, […]

Men Are Just Happier People — What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

WHY MEN SHOULD NEVER BE DEPRESSED: Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. […]

What happened?

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly and nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.