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When Pa is sick, he’s scared to death An’ Ma an’ us just holds our breath. He crawls in bed an’ puffs and grunts, An’ does all kinds of crazy stunts. He wants Doc Brown, an’ “mighty quick,” For when Pa’s ill, he’s awful sick. He gasps an’ groans, an’ sort of sighs; He talks [...]

A guy is over 75 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up. ‘ He looked around and couldn’t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say a gain,’Pick me up.’? He looked [...]

WHY MEN SHOULD NEVER BE DEPRESSED: Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. [...]

This particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it,  the vision of that poor cat just amuses me to no end.  Hope the story leaves a bright spot in your day. Whoever said the Creator doesn’t have a sense of humor? Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor [...]

This should be sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it… 1978: Long hair 2010: Longing for hair 1978: KEG 2010: EKG 1978 : Acid rock 2010: Acid reflux 1978: Moving to  California  because it’s cool 2010: Moving to   Arizona because it’s warm 1978: Trying to look like Marlon [...]

A group of Canadians were discussing their Canadian heritage. “My family’s been here for nine generations,” said one. “My ancestor came with the Hudson Bay Company men from the Scotland,” boasted another, “and I am 13th generation Canadian.” After they had all staked their claim to the country, they asked the one member of the [...]

50° Fahrenheit (10° C) · Californians shiver uncontrollably. · Canadians plant gardens. 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) · Italian Cars won’t start · Canadians drive with the windows down 32° Fahrenheit (0° C) · American water freezes · Canadian water gets thicker. 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) · New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. [...]

Let’s face it: Canadians are a rare breed. So, learn about top reasons to live in Canada… TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA 1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 3. You can throw a rock and hit [...]

An elderly couple with memory problems are advised by their doctor to write notes to help them remember things. One evening, while watching TV, the wife asks her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. “No problem,” he says. “Write it down,” she suggests. “No,” he says. “I can remember a simple thing [...]

SHE: “Darling where is your funny T-shirt?” HE: “Which one?” SHE: The one that says, ‘Life is short. Eat dessert first.’” HE: “I had to give that one away, it got too tight.”